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Martyrs can’t be wrong
Fanboys in the hood
The next time you hear someone question the separation of church and state, tell them to trust in the Force and, Yoda willing, everything will be all right.
Seems to be working for Briton Chris Jarvis, who has received a letter of apology after being told by staff in a job centre in Southend that he had to remove his hood. Jarvis, you see, is one of 30,000 Britons who list their religion as Jedi.
Sure, if you want people to immediately ascertain your geek-fanboy status, it’s a lot less clever than switching a few letters on the back of your Volkswagen Jetta. But for those not blessed with German automotive technology, it’s a cheap alternative.
It’s already been pointed out by at least one blogger than Jarvis’s argument — he’s planning to sue over the hood incident — isn’t particularly valid, given that only the bad guys wear hoods consistently in the Star Wars movies.
I suspect there’s an easy answer to this.
If he can get credit for believing in a fictional religion, from a series of fictional works staged on a series of fictional planets, the courts should be allowed to schedule the hearing on the desert planet of Tatooine. If Mr. Jarvis can make it, great. If not, they summarily dispose of the case.
He will have the right to be represented by an Ewok. If he waives that right, any lightsabre within reach may be used against him.
Of course, if we hold modern religions based on modern works of fiction to such a high standard, there’s no reason we shouldn’t hold ancient religions based on ancient works of fiction to the same standard — say, some objective proof of the existence of Christ. (Proof, not the New Testament, the first book of which was written at least six decades after Christ’s alleged birth and death.)
Any proof will do. Grave marker, piece of cloth with his DNA on it, standing diary or document actually written while he was alive, which, despite the discovery of numerous other documents from that era of human civilization, has yet to make an appearance. Anything.
No?
Well, then let the farce be with you.
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