In a startling discover, a Mississippi board of education has uncovered the secret to saving kids from sexual hijinks on Prom Night: banning Lesbians.
Well, Ok, the board just banned a lesbian kid from being a lesbian kid at the prom. But really, what other purpose could it serve but to uplift the moral fibre of every other kid there, no doubt preventing all sorts of immoral hijinks? Next year’s LGBT ban is expected to end punch spiking as we know it.
Unfortunately, the kid miscreant in question, one Constance McMillen, took umbrage to the board’s doubtless deeply scientific discovery of the impact of lesbianism, and is suing for abridgment of free speech.
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